Welcome to BlaqueBeam
Welcome to our clever land of imagination and secret agent headquarters. What you are about to witness shall not be released to the press (despite the First Amendment) nor shall you ever see the world the same.. ever again. We will introduce you to our secret world that no other human has dared to go before. You have traveled a great distance from your "Busy, hectic life in your mothers basement" to the mouse of the computer to discover us. Thanks for taking the time to take your hand out of the Lay's Chip bag to click the mouse to reveal the long held secrets of our site.
Thank you.
Visitors:
RAPTORS ARE COMING SO BEWARE!.. they're out there and they're waiting, watch for low sercurity windows and doors. Check every building for a complete escape route in case of Raptor Attack. Also check those around you for the SIGN... and in case of C.R.A. as known to us as Crazy Raptor Attack.
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GUESTBOOK
11/30/2008 19:28
When signing the guestbook, please use a secure secret agent code. Choose one of your liking of six numbers long. Use it, and keep it for future signing. This.. is for your own safety so Raptors can not figure out your true iDentity. And remember to look out for them at all times!...
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The basics of Dinosaurs (aka Raptors)
11/20/2008 20:08
This is a warning to all those who refuse to believe Glen and I when we say that Raptors should be avoided at all costs. Not only are these ignorant people garuanteed a very brutal and gorey death by the means of a Raptor Attack but in the case that they decide...
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Visitors notice
11/16/2008 04:14
Hello fellow agents: We are glad that you have finally taken interest in our site. We have been waiting for you, (but not as the Raptors do). The key thing we would like you to take NOTICE of this notice is that Raptors are the forever enemies unless they suddenly become kind and like the...
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